“I’ll have two coconut rum rasberry raz-ma-taz’s and don’t forget the umbrellas. Thanks”
Which way to Margaritaville?
What makes you think we’re tourists???
Wow! How could you tell we were her for the Color Blind Americans convention???
Actually we lost all of our luggage but the guys at the clown convention hooked us up.
Is that a cactus in his pocket or is he just happy to see her?
Woman to man “See those balloons over there, honey. That’s where I got the idea for my hair!” Man to woman “Oh yeahhhhh, I see it now! I’m really glad you didn’t get the pink, it would have seriously clashed with my shirt.”
Out of town hippies gather at out of town wedding. Bride and Groom are out of town. They took the VW bus.
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